Hello! This thread on my blog will be short stories about the crazy katten (neither kat nor kitten) my friends Jenn & Jason convinced me to take in to my home. Despite these Shark Bites and my sarcasm I am very glad J&J thought of me as a home for this little philly b/c she is...dare I say it... precious.
I will add the first Toilet Adventure later but here is her latest...(Be forewarned this, as was the last, is slightly gross.)
As a rule, I do not let my katten follow me in the the bathroom when I am taking care of business or showering. And yes, like a puppy dog, she will follow me from room to room which is one of the characteristics that makes her so lovable. I am sure that will change when she becomes a full-fledged kat, though.
Anyway, I go into the rr to take care of #1 business the other day and failed to shut the door all the way.
"That's okay," I thought, "I will be in and out before she will investigate too far."
As I am...going I hear the door open and turn to see if she is entering. The door is further ajar but barely enough for her to even fit so I figure she is just testing the waters as it were. No sign nor sight of her at all so I'm good. I turn to finish my business...and...whoa...there the black spot is standing with her paws on the toilet peering into the bowl as if she's wondering why it is swirling and turning yellow. I nearly peeed all over the place including her when I jumped, startled at how she could have traversed from the door to here without my seeing her AT ALL!
This story, luckily for the both of us, ends without her getting wet at all. Unlike the previous Sharky Toilet Adventure Part I. Hmmmm.....Now that I think of it...her...she has been remarkably quite the entire time I have been writing these blog-posts. Wonder what she's destroyed now??? (Truth be told I have had her for two months and she has only destroyed one plant. Not bad by katten standards.)
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Making the most of and figuring my life out one paragraph at a time!
Maxbps = Maximum ME, Maximum Bits Per Second, My car, Maximum Basis Points, Maximum from/of MY Life!
Making the most of and figuring my life out one paragraph at a time!
Monday, January 7, 2008
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